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hooyeah
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WANTED   Posted Thu Sep 25, 03   12:22 AM     

wanted: one midget sex doesnt matter must be fit and willing to work for nothing but toaster leavins and some water, will be humanely kept in a clean cage in my closet. if the midget chooses to come out of the closet he will be dry shaved and humanely slaughtered

purpose: well i'm looking for a guard dog and i tihnk a midget would be easier to train....they listen better, also will be used for canadian midget fights but only on saturdays half of profits will be donated to the save a midget fund

will pay top dollar (well like under 30$)


what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
1969Stang
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Re: WANTED   Posted Thu Sep 25, 03   12:27 AM     

hahahahha.......good times


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hooyeah
Posts: 2924
Re: WANTED   Posted Thu Sep 25, 03   12:28 AM     

well there will be once i get my damn midget

by the way i will pay shipping


what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Satanismycopilot
Posts: 327
Re: WANTED   Posted Thu Sep 25, 03   2:22 PM     

midgets...theyre freakin filthy animals!

OH!

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jonorme
Posts: 202
Re: WANTED   Posted Fri Sep 26, 03   4:04 PM     

There's a kid at my school who's reeeal small, i figure i could squeeze him in a lil package and send him ova to ya lol

Rx_otary_Se7en

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Re: WANTED   Posted Fri Sep 26, 03   5:37 PM     

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