First off I'm new here so...Hi, i guess....

Anyway,

Last saturday I was driving home from having a few drinks when some douche thout it would be a good idea to randomly cut in and out of traffic wildly to show off his new scion. Well he pulled up next to me at a red (I drive a SUV) and started looking at me and revving his engine. So I just stared back and revved mine (like i wanna race an SUV?) so the stupid fuck hits the gas when it turns green and just blows past me...and rear ends another car justgetting out of a parking lot. lol.

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome.