Stryker
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 3:29 PM
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List of Ford's bitches:
Lincoln - biggest bitch of all
Mercury - least used bitch of all
Mazda - wannabe bitch of all time
Volvo - Won't even go there
Jaguar - Yeah, I dunno how it happened, but the blue oval tamed the pissed off kitty cat.
Land Rover - The wild bitch
Aston Martin - The most expensive bitch
Ford should make a name for their little groupie bitches...Like GM, or Mopar...Ford HAS groupies, just no name 
~~~::<Curtis Stryker>::~~~
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
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MrPeabody
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 3:53 PM
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Didn't they also buy up Rolls Royce?
-Ben
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hooyeah
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 3:55 PM
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i'm not sure if it was them that bought up rolls but i know some bigger company did
what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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LS4_454
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 7:01 PM
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BMW bought Rolls and VW bought Bently. The new Rolls looks like a police urban assault vehicle that breaks the walls of crack houses.
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LS4_454
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 7:04 PM
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Jaguar, Lincoln LS and T-bird are all on the same platform. The LS is actually a real nice car and has good all around performance.
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MrPeabody
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 7:06 PM
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Isn't the Jaguar S-Type based on the Ford Contour?
-Ben
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BlownGTP
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 7:08 PM
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S-TYPE is the same thing as a lincoln LS.
ILL BE WAITING AT THE NEXT LIGHT!
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MrPeabody
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Wed Apr 30, 03 10:45 PM
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Ok, maybe it was the X-Type...
-Ben
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DieselGoPed
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Thu May 1, 03 12:28 AM
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yum, land rover... im gonna have one of them when im older. prolly. they leak a lot, and thats compared to normal british cars. do you have ford escorts in the states?
A wheel is for ever. A car is infinity times four.
Drive it like you stole it!
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BlownGTP
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Thu May 1, 03 11:19 AM
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yea, we have ford escorts here but they are nothing special. just an economy shit wagon.
ILL BE WAITING AT THE NEXT LIGHT!
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uglystick
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Thu May 1, 03 12:25 PM
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ls4,
that was a chuck beck shogun. 7 or 9 made depends on who you ask. ford festiva with renault r5 turbo style rear fender flares, rear mount taurus sho v6. 240 stock hp in a 2200 pound car.
jay leno has one with nitrous that puts out 340 horse.
a guy built his own one of a kind version for the grassroots motorsports 2003 challenge this year.
jason
Project Junkyard Turbohund - '75 BMW 3.0 CS; M30 3.4L Straight Six; Turbonetics T3/T04E Hybrid Turbo, Custom Intake w/ Integrated Water to Air Intercooler; Haltech E6K; EBC
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Stryker
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Thu May 1, 03 5:40 PM
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In reply to:
do you have ford escorts in the states?
No, we don't. Why would we have a vehicle in the the states that was made here, when we can import your slow, leaky, creaky pieces of wonderland shit?
~~~::<Curtis Stryker>::~~~
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
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MrPeabody
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Thu May 1, 03 7:18 PM
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Oh that's a good one Stryker, considering their escorts would rape your car and mine... crosworth anyone???
-Ben
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uglystick
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Fri May 2, 03 10:48 AM
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stryker, every time you open your cakehole you stick your foot in it.
shut up and listen for a change...
and can you say ford sierra cosworth? bye bye any chevy of equivalent size...that's the one good part about the british...their fords rule. the cozzie modifications on them are stunning and highly sought after in the united states.
a friend of mine has a mercury capri (70's model, cozzie) twincam w/ twin weber sidedrafts. wicked lil car.
jason
Project Junkyard Turbohund - '75 BMW 3.0 CS; M30 3.4L Straight Six; Turbonetics T3/T04E Hybrid Turbo, Custom Intake w/ Integrated Water to Air Intercooler; Haltech E6K; EBC
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LS4_454
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Re: New HP item at Best Buy Posted Fri May 2, 03 8:05 PM
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Speaking of Cake and Holes, where is Neon? I miss him.
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