Hope it wasn't your cum, that's a good way to end up having to pay child support. Read about that kind of shit before, where a woman kept the used condom and then impregnated herself with it (without the guy knowing) and he ended up having to pay. Fucking bullshit, but it's true.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.