Coachella Valley Street Racing

ahhhhhhhhhh u caught my bluff:

# Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
# Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
# Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
# Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
# Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it.
# Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
# Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
# Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
# Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
# Yo mama's so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
# Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
# Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
# Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
# Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
# Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
# Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
# Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
# Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
# Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
# Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
# Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
# Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
# Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
# Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
# Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
# Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
# Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
# Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
# Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
# Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
# Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
# Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
# Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
# Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
# Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
# Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
# Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
# Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
# Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
# Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
# Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
# Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
# Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
# Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
# Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
# Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
# Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog