I just wanted to say that, using SweetNeon's logic, I once had 7 cars, so does that make me special? My mom had a Cavalier and a Tercel, I had a Sprint, a Tercel and an Escort, my stepdad had a 4Runner, and my bro had a Tacoma, but they were really all mine, since they were in my driveway. Yellow is the ugliest god damn color in the world by the way and you have wasted your fucking time with your car Chad, I should call the cops on you and tell them you tried to ass rape me, and I want to press charges, and then when you're in jail I will set fire to your ride. Sound good? I think it does.

hahaha, i like your thinking. just wondering about the sprint. was it a turbo sprint?

As a matter of fact, yes it was. It was a 1986 4 door Chevy Sprint Turbo manufactured by Suzuki in Japan, it was pretty respectable for what it was. But, alas one day I had an oil leak from the valve cover and the engine caught on fire, it was never the same again. So it sat for about a year and then we sold it for $350 which I spent on a SNES and some games. What a trade, huh?

what the fuck are you talking about? where the fuck do you get that logic from? when i said i had 2 cars and a rolex i was trying to make my point that i had money cuz the idiot said it didnt look like i had 500$ to spend so i made my point and i have no fuckin idea what the hell your talking about, and i dont care what your fuckin family drives, and if you think yellow is a ulgy color great thats your fucked up opinion, oh i wasted my time? what the fuck do you have ? not a god dam thing so why dontca stop wasteing both of are time and shut the fuck up, as for the ass rapeing thing keep your wet dreams to ur self aight

yea, those cars are fun to play with. my friend has one the he just ran a 14.0 with. he goes out import stomping with it and has a blast. its all rusted to shit and looks like hell but the motor is still stong. all it is is a 3 cylinder motor with a intercooled turbo. he knows what hes doing with a turbo so i suppose that helps. funny shit tho!

Yeah, well now I have a Mustang, see you in September, I hope you like the look of Mustang tails, cuz that's all you're gonna see. Later slut.

god dam your geting even more funny, better bring money thats all i got to say

How much fagboy? a few hundred sound good?

Neon,
Hey having 2 cars and a rolex does not mean that you are all that with money I have 4 cars that I have bought over the years and I am going to say that I aint got a lot of money. Maybe if I got off my lazy arse and sold some of them then maybe I would have money.

Prove you have money by taking these guys on.

How old are you? 17/18? and Your parents bought everything for you? Why dont you get a real job...oh I am sorry I remember that you earn $50,000 and what exactly is that doing? Pimping yourself on the corner for a one dollar fifty a ride, you must do a lot of business if you earn 50,000 how many customers is that per day....you must get tired.

Neon.

Its funny, you post the most useless shitfull comments when they are not even asked for.

You tell other people their car is a peice of shit, when you have nothing better yourself.

Hell,you tell people you have a rolex for crying out loud, to tell you the truth, I am ashamed to let people know I have a rolex, they are a peice of shit. The sort of watch I wear doing the gardening so I dont get my good one dirty.

Perhaps you need a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up.

You know, I would love to hear you get fucked up.

It would be unreal to see your brain smothered all over both of your burnt out shit heaps. Somone put this paracite out of his misery.

I hope you die of the most traumatic death, like something out of Hannibal only without the PCP, that way you will feel every part of your flesh being torn off your face.

Then I'd love to cover you with salt and feed you to a lion at the local zoo, that way you'll only remains will be a large peice of dump.

Rot in hell.

i've had to many cars to count

Company cars are better than regular cars because…

1. They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
2. They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
3. They enjoy a much shorter braking distance.
4. They can take bumps at twice the speed of private cars.
5. Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to be checked nearly so often.
6. They have a much tighter turning radius.
7. The floor is shaped like an ashtray.
8. They only burn the cheapest gas available.
9. They do not have to be garaged at night.
10. They can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light on.
11. They need cleaning less often, especially inside.
12. The suspension and trunk floor are reinforced to allow concrete slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried.
13. They are adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is still in forward motion.
14. The tire side walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs.
15. Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the radio volume control.
16. No security is needed. They may be left anywhere, unlocked, with the keys in the ignition.
17. They have special batteries that can be drained and jumped constantly without damaging the electrical system.
18. They come with "temporary" spares that are good for 50,000 miles.
19. They have specially reinforced bumpers for moving annoying objects, such as shopping carts and sub-compact cars in parking lots.
20. All repairs can be accomplished with the cheapest after-market parts available.
21. Parking brakes do not need to be dis-engaged to drive.
22. When parking on a hill, it is safe to leave it gear and ignore the parking brake.
23. The upholstery is impervious to stains, burns, and makeup.
24. They are easily parked in spaces intended for much smaller cars.
25. They are bullet-proof, so you can be as obnoxious behind the wheel as you want to be.

Company cars??? This sounds a lot like my car!!!

and people care why?

well, you care enough to post about it, so you tell me... we're all on here cuz we have boring day jobs that allow us to fuck around on the internet.... what's your excuse??

shit i'm gonna frame that sweetdevil! that's fuckin funny it's so true.

jason