welcome to the board uglystick

go fuck your self faggot i aint tellin you a god dam think about me or my fuckin car cuz you aint even close to the coachella valley

To tell you the truth, I'd rather not know what kind of fucked up trashcanics you have done to your car.

Tell ya what, If you ever see a white '64 el camino with red flames rollin on black steely rims and Hoosier whiteletter DOT Slicks runnin around in your town, you better get your woodscrews, cause i'll blow all four of those doors completely off! Then I'll come back and laugh at you while you cry about the fact that your cheater nos system blew your zylinderkopf straight through the hood and made your pistons look like jello pudding cups.

And yes, I know you won't tell me anything about your car, because if it don't bolt on in an hour, you obviously don't know jack shit about it.

jason...take me up on my offer, I'll gladly beat you to a pulp and turn your car into a bonfire...

bring it bitch you 13sec elco aint got shit on me

son,

it ran 13's on 8" wide BFG Radial TA's with a 2.73:1 open diff and no check balls in the TH350 burning the little rubber band to half track. NOW i've got a 3.73 Eaton w/ 800lb spring, strange us gears, strange axle shafts w/ 1/2" studs. 10" wide Hoosier Slicks and a fuel cell & switchover solenoid for the race gas...and an adjustible timing module for the msd. let me flip this switch and turn this knob and i'll run mid 11's...and i put it all together in my garage. with my tools. and i bought the parts with my money. that i earned at my job. which affords me the luxury to talk shit to you all day long until i'm red in the fingertips. i tried to be nice to you. i sent you a private message tellin you that i was just playin. evidently your panties are knotted more tightly than i thought.

so fuck you. ain't nobody ever heard what you run. i can't imagine it's under a 13. produce some slips, or come up to the track some time and if you beat me, i'll feed your little econo-death box to my best friend's oldsmobiles. ever get your ass handed to you by a 26 foot long four door with a trunk big enough to fit your entire neon in? it's a hell of an experience. then when you're done, the 110lb little redneck driving the car will rip your shifting arm off and stick it in your ass, and tattoo a rocketship on your forehead with a drift punch and motor oil. 394 Tunnel Ram. The cam is so bezerk that the lobes rub the bearings when you install it.

oh, i'm going to ask you one more time... what does your engine have in it? cause if we're playing games here, i've got a 7 second bmw sedan, and no i won't tell you what has been done to it. maybe if you come up here i'll kick your ass with it. ain't nothing for you in the sacramento valley. i'm from the sacramento valley. the sacramento valley is cool. you don't live in the sacramento valley so i don't need to justify shit to you. this is the sacramento valley street racing website, so YOU get the fuck out of here.

see what you sound like? why don't you just lose the attitude, call a fuckin truce with everybody and be part of the discussion. help the guys who are starting out, bounce ideas off of other people, perhaps... learn something from people who have different expereinces than you.

you see, that is really the benefit of this site. or any site for that matter. it allows an ingress and egress of viewpoints from different parts of the state, country, or world for that matter. you think there is nothing to learn from those hot rodders in australia? they have some pretty trick shit down under. you know they have a big hot rod get together that lasts like a week down there! it's insane! point of the matter is, i don't care how intelligent you purport to be, you can always learn something. problem is, your type, well... how can i put this delicately? your fucking ears don't work when your mouth is in gear.

now, before you hit reply, take a second just to think about some things. think about the fact that i am very eager to hear about your vehicle. think about the fact that i believe your neon is fast. think about the fact, that just maybe, you could learn something from me. and finally, think about the fact that your current behavior on this board hasn't made you a single friend. nobody is standing next to you in your fight. so what the fuck, if you can't beat em, join em. come join the discussion and lets make all of our cars faster.

jason

LOL!!!! what's up man I like you already!!!! Hey I'm a car lover so we'll be talking later! it's beer time!

Well said, but i would be suprised if neon really read it for what it means. I have tried to explain it to him, slow and simple but still ends up with the same results. "You ain't from the valley, so get the fuck off and find your own site." If he modded a neon to run 13's then he definately should have some good input for the board. But to get him to contribute usefully is about as hard as reading LeXoNDuBs posts. (you older members will know what i mean). I do wish he would start helping people out that have questions and drop the tough guy act.

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....hot rodders in australia? they have some pretty trick shit down under. you know they have a big hot rod get together that lasts like a week down there! it's insane!.....

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Edited by JcAus (Tue Jul 2, 02   12:02 AM)

YEAAAAHHHH! i read an article on it in superchevy or some other us hot rod mag. very insane. makes our hot august nights look like a geriatric house fundraiser.

and a ford escort won the burnout contest. not only that, but the photos simply kicked ass, to see all of the old ford and chevy derivatives y'all have out there. those holden ute's are pretty damn sick. especially the really old ones...

jason

jason

obviously hasn't woke up this morning, or he wouldn't have written his name twice, nor would he be referring to himself in the third person.

Its an awesome show, some of the huge chromed upped blown Rotors and V8s on tough street are a force to be reckoned with...I was walking this last show with the Girlfriend and she goes they are not tough....I had to educate her by in forming her of the huge blower and v8 sitting in the engine bay will rape a hell of a lot of done up rice and Aussie cars out there.

A few years ago a guy named Todd Wilkes got 850.04 HP at the wheels on 15 lbs of boost running only pump gas. this year the guys broke 1000 RWHP on pump gas and limited boost, in the unlimited boost class the skyline gtr got 635 rwhp or something like that, it just goes to show that Cubes will ultimately win.

So if ya's are in Aus in early Jan next year pop into Canberra and see the "Nats" Worth a look.

The web site has lost a lot of its pics but have a look at this http://www.summernats.com.au/FeatureCarOfTheMonth.html this is a 68 Camaro, with a huge blower out the top.

Jc

Damn, uglystick you should be a writer..haha

Ok,

well since you would like to redo the interior you could always do a colour scheme. Like the colour of your exterior. Say your car is blue. You should do the dash bord blue the shift knob blue. Pedals blue. For the seats make them leather. In the center should be blue and around the center keep black. It would look really nice. Thats an example of what you could do.